Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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