do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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