I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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