Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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