So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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