No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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