Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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