Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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