No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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