It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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