We're facebook friends in real life
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
