My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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