hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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