it was like his penis was on wheels.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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