we're blogging at a bar
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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