Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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