I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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