mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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