If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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