That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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