I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
