Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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