I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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