So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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