on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So I just went to clothing optional bar
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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