I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
