He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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