Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
