Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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