She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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