We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
only if we run a train.
done.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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