after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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