I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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