That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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