DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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