Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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