Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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