well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
This is the high leading the old right now
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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