just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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