There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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