let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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