benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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