just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
we made out on top of his cat.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
