you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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