Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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