I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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