If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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