Non-Jews are for practice
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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