White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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