After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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